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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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"Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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