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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Going viral on Messenger:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Humorous text about Tupperware lids mysteriously multiplying in an unorganized cupboard.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

52 shares on Slack this month:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

58 shares on X this month:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

12 shares on Threads this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Live now on Instagram:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Going bananas on X:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Going bananas on Twitch:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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