Are you http? Because I’m :// without you. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection! There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.