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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’•"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged computer, humor, internet, joke, love, pun, relationship, tech on Jun 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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