Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.