Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
  • I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.
  • I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.
  • “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
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