Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?