Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAre you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools. My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married. I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.