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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

67 shares on X this month:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

26 shares on Threads this month:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Spotted on X:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You wish you had this many chins.

Making waves on Reddit:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Just landed via Twitch:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Live now on Pinterest:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Just landed via Facebook:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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