Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬 Related funny posts 😂 What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast? The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like. At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting. “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I. Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?