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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.