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"Ah, the classic 'favorite color debate' – a true test of honesty and friendship! 🌈🤥 It's like asking for honesty in a kaleidoscope world. Betrayal never looked so colorful! 🎨😜"

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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24 shares on Slack this month:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

30 shares on Slack this month:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

86 shares on WeChat this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

70 shares on X this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

92 shares on Discord this month:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Going viral on Instagram:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Going viral on WeChat:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Spotted on Discord:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Just shared via Threads:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Spotted on X:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Just landed via Pinterest:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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