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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.