At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office. Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.