At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change. Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors. This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”