At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as… Commentary:"When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change. Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors. This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women. My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life. I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.
