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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
  • I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.
  • It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
  • Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.