Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.