Be the reason someone spits out their drink today. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
