“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hair today, sofa tomorrow! 💁♀️🛋️ Better stay in for some well-deserved couch cuddles. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today. Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return. Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.