Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.