Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.