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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Just landed via Twitch:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Trending via Discord:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Just landed via Discord:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Seen just now on X:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Breaking via TikTok:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Trending via Threads:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Humorous quote about prehistoric life, highlighting the carefree, bill-free extinct dinosaur vibe.
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"Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"

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31 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

29 shares on Discord this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

79 shares on X this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Trending via Instagram:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just landed via Messenger:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Going viral on YouTube:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Just landed via Messenger:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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