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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.