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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Just shared via Threads:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Just landed via Twitch:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Just landed via X:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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22 shares on TikTok this month:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

100 shares on Instagram this month:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

73 shares on Slack this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Just shared via Slack:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Spotted on YouTube:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Spotted on WeChat:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Seen just now on Twitch:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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