Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got night vision goggles to rescue the snacks! 🕶️🌌 #SnackRescueMission #StealthySnacking" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off. I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.
