Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily… Commentary:"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got night vision goggles to rescue the snacks! 🕶️🌌 #SnackRescueMission #StealthySnacking" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night. I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off. Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free. The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.
