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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?