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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.