Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party πβοΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first. I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Donβt ask me for advice. I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.