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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿช‘ At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"



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