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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Just landed via Discord:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Live now on YouTube:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Trending via Telegram:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Reported on Threads:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Just shared via YouTube:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Breaking via Telegram:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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