Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,347

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Trending via X:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Making waves on Instagram:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Seen just now on WeChat:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Going viral on Reddit:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Trending via Threads:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on X this month:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

73 shares on Discord this month:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You can reach me by butterfly.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,266

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Just shared via Discord:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Spotted on Instagram:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Going viral on Threads:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴