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  • Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
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  • Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.
  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
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