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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank i…

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank i…

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Looks like someone decided to get a little tropical with their beverage choices! 🌴🥥 Nothing like a good ol' lime-coconut concoction to spice up the day. Just remember, moderation is key unless you’re aiming for a full-on Caribbean vacation in your living room! 😄🍹 #KeepCalmAndCoconutOn

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, coconut, creativity, drink, fun, fun activity, humor, i, lime, lyric, party, put, song, song lyric, tropical on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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