Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCalled in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
