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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.