“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

"Can you explain the gap in your resume?" I went missing in a national park.

Commentary:
“Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature’s beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I’ve now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound”

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