Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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“Me: I’ll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong”

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