“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.