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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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