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  • I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.
  • Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.
  • In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.
  • It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.
  • Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?
  • Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.