Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of w… Commentary:Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts Related Funny Posts 🤝 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped. Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot. Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.
