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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?