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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Going viral on Telegram:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Making waves on Twitch:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Seen just now on X:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Trending via Instagram:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Just landed via TikTok:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Making waves on Messenger:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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People text you when you look good in photos.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

40 shares on Slack this month:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Going bananas on Instagram:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Just shared via YouTube:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Making waves on Threads:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Breaking via TikTok:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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