Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.