Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing. Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics. My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?
