Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing. Commentary:"Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money. My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously. All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.
