Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo. Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
