Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.