Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCroutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
