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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.