Funny Quote About Algorithms and Secret Psionic Powers for Good

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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩‍🦳📡

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.
Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.
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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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