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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.