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  • My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
  • “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
  • “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
  • UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”
  • With great power comes a great electricity bill.
  • If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.