Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lo…

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I'm ready! Thank you.

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“Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you’re feeling extra generous… I’m here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket 🙏🎉💸 #InGodWeTrustAndWin”

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