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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my belov…

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my belov…

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Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beloved, beloved life, death, emotional, emotional humor, harm, humor, irony, life, life struggle, me, pain, struggle on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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