Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is too short, and death is too long. I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you. HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”. Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death. I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.