Diet Coke so crisp I moaned. Commentary:When your drink is so fizzy it serenades your taste buds ๐ถ๐ฅค๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette. Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit. Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.
