Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?