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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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This meeting could have been a cake.