Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocad… Commentary:🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree Related Funny Posts 🤝 My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood? I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me. I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”