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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?