Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the drink just enhanced your inner superhero powers of idiocy! 🍸🦸♂️🙃 Related funny posts 😂 How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot? Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are. This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters. The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.