💾 Save Image Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bother, confusion, direction, geography, humor, i, irony, knowledge, me, self-awareness, sense, travel, where