Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.