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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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51 shares on Reddit this month:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

76 shares on Twitch this month:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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