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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bother, confusion, direction, geography, humor, i, irony, knowledge, me, self-awareness, sense, travel, where on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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