Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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"Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"

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