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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

You are the Monday of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Just shared via Facebook:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Trending via Threads:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Reported on Messenger:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Just shared via WeChat:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Breaking via Discord:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Freshly posted on X:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Reported on Messenger:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Trending via YouTube:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Just shared via Slack:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Spotted on WeChat:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Spotted on Messenger:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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