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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling โ where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. ๐ฏ๐ฑ Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? ๐
๐ฅ Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! ๐ง ๐ #AnxietyAficionado