Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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“Hope your WiFi connection doesn’t go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits”

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  • Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ol’ drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is ‘safe’, huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator”

  • Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

    Commentary:
    “Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful”

  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

    Commentary:
    “Wow, someone’s been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it’s all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏

  • The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal question of who’s the better singer: the feathered virtuosos or the lyrical masters? 🎶🐦 Perhaps the songbirds have the melody, but the hummingbird definitely has the rhythm! 🎵🐦💃

  • I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It’s like a modern-day version of a “keep out” sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅