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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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"Drinking through a straw is like snorkeling's evil twin – one brings you refreshment, the other brings you face-first into your drink! 🥤🤿 #StrawVsSnorkel"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, comparison, drinking, humor, irony, opposite, snorkeling, straw on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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