Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Commentary:
"Drinking through a straw is like snorkeling's evil twin – one brings you refreshment, the other brings you face-first into your drink! 🥤🤿 #StrawVsSnorkel"

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