Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.