Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because… Commentary:"Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing. Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting. Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?
