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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

The evening news: Where they begin with โ€œGood eveningโ€ and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has downloaded:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Wake up, thereโ€™s overthinking to be done.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Just shared via X:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

โ€œYour account balance is low!โ€ Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Witty text about houseplants craving sunlight during rainy days, playful and humorous.
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77 shares on Discord this month:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me outโ€ฆ I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

53 shares on YouTube this month:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Every time I watch โ€œThe Godfatherโ€, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

37 shares on Discord this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

56 shares on Messenger this month:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Iโ€™ve been locked out of Tinder because of โ€œunusual activityโ€. I mustโ€™ve got a match.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Yโ€™all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

I love when people say, โ€œIn college, I wrote a paper onโ€ฆโ€ as if that holds any academic merit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

If I learned anything in college, itโ€™s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheepโ€™s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kidsโ€™ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Adulthood is just saying โ€œit is what it is,โ€ and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Just landed via Reddit:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but you donโ€™t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Iโ€™m going to die from jealousy one day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Trending via TikTok:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Iโ€™ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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