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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.