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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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